The Histamine Workshop: Why You React To Foods That Used To Be Fine, Why Your List Keeps Getting Shorter, And The Three Patterns Your Allergy Test Will Never Show You
The allergy test came back normal. Your doctor said you're fine. But your face is flushed, your heart is pounding, your stomach is huge, and you're down to about four foods you trust. You're not imagining it. You're not being dramatic. There's a real, physical reason this is happening, and in this free workshop I'm going to show you exactly what it is.
Tuesday, August 18 | 8p EST/7p CST | Live
 Live workshop. Replay available. 100% free.
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 You go out to dinner with friends. You're so careful. You still get home flushed, itchy, hot, bloated, and then you feel like garbage for the next three days. And you sit there thinking, was that even worth it?
Your list of "safe foods" used to be short. Now it's this thing, and that thing, and oh, I can't do that anymore either. Every few months it gets a little smaller, and you're starting to wonder if you're going to end up eating four foods forever.
You've been to the doctor. They ran an allergy panel. It came back basically normal. And they told you you're fine. And you're sitting there thinking, I am clearly not fine. My body reacts to everything. What is happening to me?
Here's the truth: histamine intolerance does not show up on an allergy test. Those are two completely different things. The system wasn't built with women in mind, and this is one of the pieces that gets missed the most. If you've felt dismissed, it's not in your head. It's the model. And we're going to work around it in this workshop.
Here's the single most important idea in this whole workshop.
Everyone has a histamine bucket. Histamine itself is not the enemy. It's a normal, helpful chemical your body makes on purpose. The problem is not that you have histamine. The problem is that your bucket is already full to the top before you even sit down to eat.
When your bucket is nearly full, one glass of wine, one piece of leftover chicken, one bowl of soup that sat in the fridge for two days, and it overflows. That overflow is your symptoms. The flushing. The racing heart. The itching. The headache. The bloat. The anxiety.
This is why a food you were totally fine with last month suddenly wrecks you this month. The food didn't change. Your bucket was just fuller that day.
Fun fact: Histamine isn't just in your body, it's in your food, and it builds up as food ages. Leftovers, aged cheese, cured meat, wine, kombucha, anything fermented or aged. That's why so many women feel worse eating the same meal as leftovers than they did the night they cooked it fresh. You're not imagining it. That's chemistry.
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Show up live. I'm doing Q&A at the end — that's where the most specific, personal answers happen. The replay won't include it.
Some buckets have too much pouring in. Some buckets have a clogged drain and can't empty. And some buckets get topped off on a schedule every single month by your hormones. Three totally different problems. Three completely different fixes. That's exactly why "just avoid histamine" fails so many women.
 In about 60 to 75 minutes, we'll cover everything most practitioners miss:
Your list of "safe foods" keeps getting shorter, and you're scared of where it ends. You react to foods that used to be fine. You get flushed, itchy, bloated, or anxious after meals and can't figure out why. Your allergy panel came back normal but you know something is off.
You're waking up at 2am wired-but-tired. Your period week wrecks you every single month. You've tried the diets, the elimination protocols, the DAO enzymes, and the second-generation antihistamines, and you're still reacting. You suspect your gut, your hormones, or both are part of this, but nobody has ever put the whole story together for you.
If you nodded even once, this workshop was written for you.
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I'm a functional medicine practitioner focused entirely on women's health, and this topic is deeply personal to me.
I spent years with a gut that was a wreck and had no idea. I grew up on a goat farm in Minnesota, played three sports, ate meat and potatoes every single day, and I was still exhausted, still reactive, still not right. It turned out I had celiac and wasn't absorbing anything, and my gut had been inflamed for years. Nobody looked at the whole picture. When your gut is a mess, your histamine bucket is a mess too.
That's the entire reason I do this work the way I do it now. I built my practice around the women who keep getting told they're fine when they clearly aren't, and I want you to leave this workshop understanding your body in a way you never have before.
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Is this really free?
Q: Is this actually free?
A: Yes, completely. No credit card, no upsell to get in. Just show up.
Q: What if I can't attend live?
A: Register anyway. Everyone who registers gets access to the replay for a limited time. Just know that the women who attend live get first access to the Q&A and to the free follow-up calls my team opens up at the end.
Q: I've already had allergy testing. Is this workshop still relevant?
A: Especially for you. Histamine intolerance does not show up on a standard allergy test. That's exactly the gap this workshop was designed to close.
Q: Do I have to have a formal diagnosis to attend?
A: Not at all. Most of the women who come to this workshop have never been formally diagnosed with anything. They just know something is wrong and no one is looking at the whole picture.
Q: Is this only for women in perimenopause or menopause?
A: No. Histamine issues show up across every stage of a woman's cycle, from your 20s through post-menopause. The hormone piece is one of three patterns we'll cover.
Q: How long is the workshop?
A: Plan for about 75 minutes, including live Q&A at the end.
 Your Body Isn't Broken. Your Bucket Is Full.
You are not dramatic. You are not imagining it. You are not "just an anxious person now." There is a real, physical, chemical reason your body is doing what it's doing, and once you can see it, this whole thing stops being a mystery.
Come spend an hour with me. Let's figure this out together.
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